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Lines from 2016 Films That Resulted in My Baffling Laughter

“Learrrrninnnng.” – Apocalypse from X-Men: Apocalypse, with his hand pressed against a tube-television, implying he’s learning the history of mankind via a singular Egyptian television station’s current programming. One hopes he got lucky enough for an anchor on that station to reference the internet so that he learns of its existence and make some real…

High Fidelity: Still The Best Music Flick Ever

Throughout High Fidelity, John Cusack—in proper John Cusack break-the-fourth-wall fashion—explores his Top 5 break-ups. In addition, he is a vinyl record store owner and music obsessor; him and his music-snob milieu debate and argue over the course of the film about the best songs and albums by classifying arbitrary Top 5 lists. Top 5 Track…