I Just Came for the Watermelon
Watermelon Pop Tarts
I don’t know if it’s the fact that pastries just are not typically melon flavored, or if the watermelon flavor is best left to colder treats. I do, however, know these Pop Tarts taste very mediocre. They aren’t bad, but they’re definitely not delicious. Generally, something is just off about them.
The Verdict: 
Watermelon Amp Zero
I’ve been known to drink a sugar-free energy drink or two, and this is by far the most disgusting one I have ever tasted. It goes in tasting like a refreshing summer treat true to flavor, but the carbonation and artificial sweeteners ruin the melon taste causing a chemical aftertaste. Stay away!
The Verdict:
[Editor’s Note: I used to REALLY like these jawns… but they started to make me sick.]
Anastasia Byrd is a freelance writer, podcaster, avid horror fan, and thrash metal enthusiast. Ana also enjoys gaming and making jewelry out of found objects. She lives and works somewhere in Upstate New York.
