I Came for the Watermelon

Watermelon Pop Tarts

AMPWatermelon Pop Tarts

I don’t know if it’s the fact that pastries just are not typically melon flavored, or if the watermelon flavor is best left to colder treats. I do, however, know these Pop Tarts taste very mediocre. They aren’t bad, but they’re definitely not delicious. Generally, something is just off about them.

The Verdict: StarsStarsStars

Watermelon Amp Zero

I’ve been known to drink a sugar-free energy drink or two, and this is by far the most disgusting one I have ever tasted. It goes in tasting like a refreshing summer treat true to flavor, but the carbonation and artificial sweeteners ruin the melon taste causing a chemical aftertaste. Stay away!

The Verdict: Stars

[Editor’s Note: I used to REALLY like these jawns… but they started to make me sick.]

Anastasia Byrd
Scream Queen / Resident Foodie
Anastasia Byrd is a freelance writer, podcaster, avid horror fan, and thrash metal enthusiast. Ana also enjoys gaming with her husband and hanging out with her pet tarantula, Shelob. She lives and works somewhere in Mississippi (for now).
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